August 2011
bitch
if you only knew what going on oh the pain i wish i could see in you nasty ass face ha
That awkward moment when you see one of your...
rattlethisghost-town:
They’re like:
You’re like:
They say, “Oh my god, I haven’t seen you since you were a baby! You probably don’t remember me… give me a hug!”
Then, after they leave, you can’t help but think, “Who the hell was that?”
Why was Snow White given a poisoned apple?
- to show us that not everyone is gonna be kind & not everyone is really who they say they are. Why did Cinderella run away at midnight? - to remind us that everything does have its limitations, even dreams. Why did Ariel exchange her fins for feet? - to show us that people are willing to give up anything to be with who they love & to just be...
How to avoid drama.
kristie369:
Step 1: Learn not give a fuck about anything.
Step 2: If bitches come up to you, don’t say nothing. Walk away singing your favorite song in the loudest voice you can.
Step 3: If someone sends you hate in your ask,reply with a picture of the blue waffle. Because thats what their time and effort on you is worth. Step 4: Facebook Drama? Put their numbers in a 40+ Chat room. Laugh...
"It's a shark week drinking game that I invented...
capekalaska:
RULE 1 : Drink everytime you see a shark.
RULE 2 : Drink everytime there is a person talking about a shark.
RULE 3 : Everytime there’s a seal or a penguin or a bird or a human… Something that is a sharky snack…. Make out with the person next to you.
